#1 on iTunes Editor's Choice, Superstar, World Champion, the usual.
On behalf of all Muslims (including Taz and I) — THANK YOU! We couldn't have made it up to the top without you (and without Trump supporters, apparently. See Exhibit A below).
What started as a Twitter conversation is now an acclaimed podcast, with shoutouts from Terry Gross and Kamau Bell. I look forward to every recording (including ones at THE WHITE HOUSE) or at Islamic Cultural Centers where I get to convert people.
Now I'm on the way to NYC for Muslim Funny Fest! I will be performing in not just one, but TWO events: The Superstars of Muslim Comedy and The World Champions of Muslim Comedy. Tickets sold crazy fast last year. Unfortunately, the currency is in dollars, not Heaven Points. But you'll get them all back by watching me.
See you then, New York!